Happy Mother’s Day to the child without a mother

Which sounds simultaneously insulting and like an oxymoron, but bear with me. Most people who meet me these days will see me as a tough bitch who can seemingly handle anything. See resting bitch face photo for reference:   When in actual fact I spent 99% of my time in my messy office, writing, editing, … Continue reading Happy Mother’s Day to the child without a mother

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Merry F**king Christmas.

(If you're wondering what's happened here, Steve the dog is in the sink dressed as a reindeer, and my Dad found a huge icicle outside and is trying poke the dog in the ass with it.) - Christmas 2010, the last normal one. I wasn't always a scrooge, in fact I used to be the … Continue reading Merry F**king Christmas.